Stark And Recreation of the Day: By Hanksy.
The Women of Parks and Recreation Discuss What Jane Austen Character They Would Be [x]
step one: we buy into this club
step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright
step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybodys watching us
I can’t tell if you actually hate me, or if this is just how you are. I had fun hanging out with you, so I don’t care what you say, you’re my friend. And I hope you get into veterinary school, because I like you, so there.
- Amy - Her ability to combine mischief with leadership and generosity of spirit.
- Adam - His sweet, gumdrop caboose.
- Pratt - Best personality ever, like a golden lab meets Don Knotts. Also a fine backside.
- Rashida - Incredibly well-adjusted and lovely for having been bitten by Michael Jackson's monkey as a child. Not a euphemism.
- Aziz - He can say anything in the most hilarious way - also keepin' them buns tight.
- Aubrey - She is beautiful and wonderful - not evil, don't be ridiculous.
- Rob - A champion in every way, super funny - wouldn't mind a tad more junk in his trunk.
- Retta - Could rule the world if she so chose. DISCERNING. Beautiful.