hariboo asked: what is a fitz?
A Fitz is one of those pillows shaped like a human being. You can move him around the room wherever you want and he looks pretty arranged against furniture. He’s an advanced model that comes with pre-recorded childlike idealistic platitudes, a pretty pout and a pained expression. Very convincing and great for cuddles and unconditional love, but ultimately useless for anything practical.
Much cleaner than a puppy though! I saw it once on HSN.